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英语超级冷笑话:我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头

实战英语口语交流2019-11-07 14:36:06

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

A liar!

问:我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答:骗子!

What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

问:英语里最长的单词是?答:Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

Because they are not weekdays!

问:为啥周六和周日是strong days?答:因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了,多读几遍weekways试试,是不是和weak days一样一样的啊!


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